what , how and why

Q. Did you hear about the new blonde paint?
A. It's not real bright, but its cheap, and spreads easy.

Q. What did the blonde’s left leg say to her right leg?
A. Between the two of us, we can make a lot of money.

Q. How does a blonde part their hair?
A. By doing the splits.

Q. What did the blondes right leg say to the left leg?
A. Nothing, they haven't met!

Q. Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink?
A. Because that's where your supposed to wash vegetables.

Q. What's a blondes favorite nursery rhyme?
A. Humpme Dumpme

Q. Why did the blonde like the car with a sunroof?
A. More leg-room!

Orange juice

Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice?

Because it said "Concentrate"

2 blondes steeling a car

there were 2 blondes who were trying to steal a car. they were trying to unlock the doors, but they couldnt. one blonde says" hurry up, its starting to rain, and the roofs up, the car will get wet!"

blondes across the river

there were two blondes. one on either side of the river. the one blonde said to the other "hey. how'd you get on the other side" the other blonde responded by saying "you are on the other side, silly!"

A blonde police and a blonde in a convertible sports car

A blonde police officer pulls over a blonde in a convertible sports car for speeding. She walks over to the car and asks the blonde driver for some I.D. The blonde convertible driver searches through her purse in vain.Finally she asks, "What does it look like?"The blonde police officer tells her, "It's that thing with your picture on it."The blonde driver searches for a few more seconds, pulls out her compact, opens it, and sure enough sees her picture.She hands the compact to the blonde cop.The blonde cop looks at the compact for a few seconds, then rolls her eyes, hands the compact back to the blonde convertible driver, and says, "If you had told me you were a police officer when I first pulled you over, we could have avoided this whole thing!"

Blondie at the airport

A blonde was on her way to the airport until she saw a sign that said the airport left...

So she turned around and went home...

New Curtains

A Blonde enters a store that sells curtains. She tells the salesman,

"I would like to buy a pair of pink curtains."

The salesman assures her that they have a large selection of pink curtains.

He shows her several patterns, but the blonde seems to be having a hard time choosing. Finally she selects a lovely pink floral print.

The salesman then asks what size curtains she needs. The blonde promptly replies, "fifteen inches."

"Fifteen inches???" asked the salesman. "That sounds very small, what room are they for?"

The blonde tells him that they aren't for a room, they are for her computer monitor.

The surprised salesman replies, "But Miss, computers do not need curtains!"

The blonde says, "Hellllooooooooo...... I've got Windoooooows!"